staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
Reason #62 to play Male Wii Fit Trainer.
• 3 interesting facts about yourself
• a slightly exaggerated story about what you did this summer